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Achmedio

One of the first boys on the Instagram, Achmedio has taken the world by storm. His growth in popularity lead to great spin-off games such as, "Achmedio Kart 69" and "Dr. Achmedio".

First Appearance: April 4^th 2017

Achmigi

The younger brother to Achmedio, this boy enjoys going on adventures! He also looks vaguely familiar...

First Appearance: April 30^th 2018

All Purpose Glue Stick

The infant form of Elmer, is conceived when 2 Elmers make love. He will grow up to be big and strong. He goes on smooth.

First Appearance: August 2^nd 2017

First appearance of All Purpose Glue Stick

Baby Face

Baby Face lives in the ceiling in Boys' Town. He watches over all and is our guiding light.

First Appearance: April 16^th 2017

Baby Grand Dad

Baby Grand Dad is Grand Dad from a different timeline. He has come through a portal to help ward off danger.

First Appearance: January 1^st 2018

Baby Green Dad

Baby Green Dad has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Baby John Goodmario

Baby John Goodmario is John Goodmario from a different timeline. He has come through a portal to help ward off danger.

First Appearance: January 1^st 2018

Baby Rick Morigi

Baby Rick Morigi has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Beet The Meat

Beet is a lovable, living meat boy. He doesn't do or say much, but his heart of gold and bone of steel make him popular with the ladies.

First Appearance: February 14^th 2019

Bic-Bot

Moe-Bot's brother, this boy loves pens! He lives on the outskirts of Boys' Town.

Bic-Bot has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Bullet The Bill

Bullet The Bill has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Buttermilk Rubber Cement

The bastard love child of Elmer and Hidden Valley Ranch. He passed away, but his spirit lives on.

First Appearance: July 28^th 2017

First appearance of Buttermilk Rubber Cement

Chicken McMullet

This delicious boy is on today's menu! His long, flowing mane and crispy brown skin are perfect for barbeques and bar-mitzvahs.

First Appearance: January 31^st 2018

Chompers

Former mob boss, this boy loves smoking cigars and eating ass, and he's all out of cigars.

First Appearance: November 22^nd 2017

Darkmigi

Darkmigi has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Delmer

Delmer is the dark version of Elmer. He is toxic and pure evil. Who knows what dastardly deed he is plotting?

Delmer has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Delmer Pride

Delmer Pride has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Dinkey Kong

Dinkey Kong is the horrific combination of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. He really like bananas and has his own country.

First Appearance: April 23^rd 2019

Donk

Donk is a child trapped in a giant ape's body. His muscles lure you in, and his smile convinces you to stay. He is the trusted bodyguard of Dinkey Kong.

First Appearance: April 23^rd 2019

Dr. Achmedio

Dr. Achmedio has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Dr. Herpie Halfload

Dr. Herpie is not a doctor, nor does he have herpes. However, he is a car.

Dr. Herpie Halfload has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Elmer

Elmer, also known as Elmer's Glue, is manufactured by Elmer's Products (Who follows us on Instagram). It is the only form of adhesive used by the boys. He's great for sticking things together and drinking on a hot summer day!

First Appearance: April 20^th 2017

Elmer Blue

Also known as Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Elmer, or SSJSSG Elmer, Elmer Blue is the twin of Mini Elmer. He is very strong and speaks Chinese.

First Appearance: January 26^th 2018

Elmer Glow

This bisexual boy is tickled pink! He glows in the dark as a defense mechanism and is a very good fighter.

First Appearance: October 24^th 2018

Elmer Pride

The first openly gay boy in Boys' Town, Elmer Pride shimmers, shines, and takes it up the ass.

First Appearance: June 1^st 2018

Elmer The Bull

You know the bull that hangs out on the Elmer bottle? Not to brag, but he's a big deal. He has a nametag in case you forget.

First Appearance: August 1^st 2017

Emperor Skinless

Emperor Skinless has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Fez

Fez is the Boys' Town official paper towel holder. His glasses allow him to look directly at the sun, and his arms are perfect for grabbing behinds.

First Appearance: January 5^th 2018

Fidgey The Clown

This spinning comedian puts the "fidget" in "fidget spinner". He might also be a serial killer.

First Appearance: April 19^th 2019

Fijiji

Half Luigi, half fidget spinner, this boy loves to twirl for his fans.

First Appearance: March 14^th 2018

Frank

Frank has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Frog

Frog is a skateboarding pen! He can do cool things with his tongue.

First Appearance: April 25^th 2017

Goat

A screaming Goat. It was a ram all along.

First Appearance: June 6^th 2017

Gorf

Gorf is an alien frog from outer space. He is a very hungry boy and can only communicate in elongated "Mmmm" sounds.

Gorf has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Grand Bad

Grand Bad wasn't always like this. He used to be only 69% evil, until the incident. Searching for power, he coated himself in Delmer. He vows vengeance on Grand Dad and all of Boys' Town for disowning him.

Grand Bad has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Grand Dad

One of the leading boys of Boys' Town, Grand Dad is a real version of the classic meme, "7 Grand Dad". He loves working out, and chugging that fat elmer.

First Appearance: April 13^th 2017

Green Dad

Brother to Grand Dad, this good boy would love to share the spotlight with his sibling. However, Green Dad does not have his own game, and isn't as successful. He likes doing leg work outs to get thicc thighs.

First Appearance: November 13^th 2017

Hidden Valley Ranch

It isn't a party unless the Hidden Valley® Ranch is flowin'! Height is 9.7 inches and diameter is 6.3 inches and stackable. Special inside coating meets FDA specifications and keeps the ranch tasting fresh.

First Appearance: July 28^th 2017

Jibba The Hand

Jibba the Hand is the younger brother of Jobba. If you have a job, you can count on this hand! He's not as peverted as his older brother.

Jibba The Hand has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Jobba The Hand

Jobba the Hand is your friendly Orifice Assistant! If you need a hand, Jobba is there for you. If you are watching porn, he will give you a tip.

First Appearance: February 20^th 2018

John Badwario

John Badwario is the evil version of John Goodmario. He likes garlic, bowling, and is looking forward to joining Grand Bad in being coated in Delmer.

John Badwario has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

John Goodmario

The reverse fusion of Grand Dad, this good boy takes on the form of Fred Flintstone, portrayed by John Goodman, mixed with Mario. He can eat himself for 10 hours.

First Appearance: April 4^th 2017

Jolly Green Yoshi

This large boy is the fusion of the Jolly Green Giant and Yoshi. When he devours his enemies they turn into canned veggies. 420 Friendly.

First Appearance: April 20^th 2018

King Nut

King Nut is an ancient ruler of old times. His shell is his sarcophagus that entombs his lifeless nut body.

First Appearance: November 19^th 2018

Lightning McTimAllen

Once the "Tim Allen as Car Parts" segment started to die out, the boys decided it was time for a rebrand. Instead of settling as a car part, we made him the whole thing! In turn, Lightning McTimAllen was born!

First Appearance: August 25^th 2017

First appearance of Lightning McTimAllen

Meatjack Bullsman

Meatjack Bullsman has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Metal Fidgey

Metal Fidgey lost his family in a house fire. As a result, he lost all of his optimism and paint. He vows revenge on the one responsible.

Metal Fidgey has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Mini Delmer Pride

The spawn of Delmer and Elmer Pride, this young glue is proud and sinister. He doesn't know the difference between right and wrong.

Mini Delmer Pride has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Mini Elmer

Mini Elmer is Elmer from a different timeline. He has come through a portal to help ward off danger.

First Appearance: January 1^st 2018

Moe-Bot

Once Moe's Southwest Grill began following Boys' Town, it was agreed upon that a Moe's representative needed to be born. He is a sign of our appreciation for the excellent food chain.

First Appearance: October 5^th 2017

Obese Luigi

The brother to Obese Mario doesn't get much of the limelight. He usually delivers bad news.

First Appearance: February 2^nd 2018

Obese Mario

This round boy can be seen playing various forms of golf 24/7. His words of encouragement inspire people to get things done today!

First Appearance: July 27^th 2017

Overall Handsome Boys

Overall Handsome Red and Overall Handsome Green are living pairs of pants! They are extremely good looking, and are petrified of anything that gets too close to them. Careful, they shit their pants!

Overall Handsome Boys have not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Overall Robo Boys

Not as handsome as the Overall Handsome Boys, Overall Robo Red and Green take on their likeness and cause chaos. They can combine to become a powerful mech.

Overall Robo Boys have not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Overall Ugly Boys

Arguably the two ugliest boys, Overall Ugly Yellow and Purple like to cause mischief and then run away. They are proud of their facial hair and pink noses.

Overall Ugly Boys have not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Papa Rib

Papa Rib is Gorf meat.

Papa Rib has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Paper John Goodmario

Paper John Goodmario has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Rick Morigi

The best friend to John Goodmario, Rick Morigi is a combination of Rick Moranis and Barney Rubble. He's bad at Connect Four.

First Appearance: November 13^th 2017

Skinless Ban

The last member of the Skinless Clan, Ban is missing both of his arms and most of his torso. He wears his rib cage as a hat, and is often accidentally racist.

First Appearance: October 1^st 2018

Skinless Dan

Everyone's second favorite Jewish Skeleton, this boy wants you to have a great day!

First Appearance: September 4^th 2018

Skinless Han

Skinless Han is the third member of the Skinless Clan. In an effort to differentiate himself from the other Skinless Men, he put a glove on his head. It doesn't function, and it makes him inaudible.

Skinless Han has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Skinless Man

Everyone's favorite Jewish Skeleton, this boy has a fetish foreskin!

First Appearance: December 15^th 2017

Skinless Mean

Skinless Mean was a proud member of the Skinless Clan before he was dipped in Delmer. He now hates the Clan and will do anything in his power to see them die (even though they can't because they are already dead).

Skinless Mean has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Sobba The Hand

Sobba The Hand has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Stabba The Hand

Stabba The Hand has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Stick

A gift from the outside world, Stick's very funny limbs make him look human. He suffers from depression, which makes him relatable. One could say he's Mourning Wood.

First Appearance: May 7^th 2018

The Headless Goatsman

The Headless Goatsman is on a voyage to find his missing head. If you are in his goat's path, he will leave you a bloody mess on the ground. Do not engage!

First Appearance: October 30^th 2017

First appearance of The Headless Goatsman

The John Goodcup

It is said whoever is in possession of the John Goodcup gets a wish...

The John Goodcup has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Weldon

When something good happens, it's usually Weldon. It's funny because he is medium rare.

Weldon has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

Zef

Zef has not yet appeared on the Boys' Town Instagram.

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